Unless Macho Man Randy Savage (RIP) was the only one worthy of being raptured, it looks like I’ve been misled once again in my lust for Armageddon. I swore they’d never break my heart again, but sure enough. Every time I think I’m out, they pull me back in! I guess I’ll have to hold out hope for 2012, but heaven help me, I don’t know what I’m going to do with all this canned pineapple.
My fellow Atheists had the right idea, though, devising plans to rescue the orphaned dogs and cats of those who were raptured: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/pets/2011/05/19/2011-05-19_atheist_business_vows_to_rescue_pets_on_may_21_in_case_of_rapture_owners_ascend_.html